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| Vic 3.0 delivered Mystery Mechanic to his new (used) 2016 Ford F350 up in New Hampshire earlier this month. |
Welcome to the Crown Vics ETC blog!
On April 6, 2000, I purchased a 1998 Ford Crown Victoria LX HPP with 23,490 miles. I decided to start a little website for it featuring a running log of my experiences with the car. Vic 1.0 was retired in 2015 due to rust and electrical issues. Vic 2.0 was a 2006 P71 in Blue Pearl that belonged to my boyfriend. It was a Ford demo and never saw actual police use. It was damaged in September of 2018 with well over 186,000 miles. It was replaced by Vic 3.0 in October 2018, a 2008 P71 in Silver Birch with 120,971 miles. To read posts prior to 2010, click a link at right, or go to Crown Vics, ETC.
Thursday, February 21, 2019
Vic 3.0 Delivers Mystery Mechanic to New Truck
Shifty...
Vic 3.0 had its first repair under my watch January 11, 2019... Long story short, I get in the car, start it up, and shift into... NOTHING! The transmission shifter wasn't connected to anything anymore, the cable had rusted in two. Next day, a AAA towtruck-man helped manually shift it into DRIVE and off I went to Taxi Guy's shop. It went right onto a lift and shut off. Got it back and all is well again. Wasn't happy about it, though...
Friday, December 28, 2018
Finally... Introducing Vic 3.0!!
I can't put it off any longer. Must move on from the past...
I am finally announcing the departure of Vic 2.0, and the
arrival of Vic 3.0.
In September 2018,
2.0 was involved in an ooopsie that didn’t involve me. I wasn’t even in the state at the time. All I am going to say on the matter is I came
home that night, and found the car basically totaled in the driveway. I am not going to share all the sordid, anger
inducing details, and will just end with this:
like 1.0, 2.0 ended up at Taxi Guy’s shop. Last I heard, we plans on repairing it and
making it his Florida
car. I hope that does occur, because it
deserves to hit 200,000 miles someday…
And so I am on to Vic 3.0.
It was one of two that my boyfriend (aka: Mystery Mechanic) had on the
road for shakedown runs before possible sales.
It is a 2008 P71 in silver with black interior. Yup, just as I was getting used to the “bling
factor” of Blue Pearl, I am back to silver, this time Silver Birch (1.0 was
Silver Frost). Gone is the stress of
trying to keep dirt and dust from showing every second of the day!
As for the black velour interior… well, I am getting used to
it, but I swore I would NEVER have a black interior. I dislike them intensely in daily
drivers. Dust shows up on all the
plastic, carpets show sand and dust, and it gets HOT inside in summer. It is also so darn DULL. There is NOTHING to break the depressing monotony
of fields of black… I am sensitive to colors and light in my immediate
environment, I guess…One GOOD thing about black: coffee stains don't show up!
Now, 3.0 was an actual police vehicle, whereas 2.0 was a
Ford demo and never saw actual, regular police use. So there are some imperfections. The rear deck needs to be put back properly,
the power locks sound like they may quit over the winter, and it needs a
windshield BAD. It also sat for years
before being sold off, so the underside has some surface rust we need to
watch. But it drives great, and other
than a noisy starter in cold, I am more and more confident it won’t quit on
me.
That is one thing about loosing 2.0 that was killing
me. Between MM and I, we put about
170,000 miles on that car, so we knew everything about it… what had been
replaced and what was due to be
replaced. The car was by far the most
reliable daily driver he had ever owned.
Now, I am with a car I have to always wonder about. BUT, it is better than NO car at all!
The first thing I needed were better hubcaps. I hate running them as it is, but if I have
to, they better be nice. We got some
nice ones and I put them on. I may put
the “poverty caps” on for winter, though.
MM had an NOS cassette/CD/AM-FM unit, so for the very first time I have a car with a CD player... Yup, I am ALWAYS up to the minute with trends!
The front grille was also not up to my standards. But I didn’t want to put a brand new one in
before winter, so I put in a used one I found in the basement… I think it was
the original from 2.0 before MM replaced it.
It still isn’t perfect, but is a lot better for now. I did score an NOS one that may go on in
spring. It also needs clearer
headlights. It passes inspection, and I
don’t want to mess up the NOS ones I picked up for 2.0 a while ago. Maybe I am afraid if I DO put the nice parts
on it, something will happen and THIS car will also get ruined!
When I registered 3.0, it had 120,971 miles on it. It now has about 122,500. Need to get the front snow tires put on
(needed to get a second set of rims with TPS sensors on them).
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| Vic 3.0 Railfanning |
Thursday, September 13, 2018
Sunday, July 22, 2018
Swapping Rear Seats in a 2013 Ford Police Interceptor Sedan
This post is for anyone wondering what the rear seat area of a 2013 Police Interceptor Sedan looks like!
My boyfriend started out by removing the bottom seat cushion to look for a missing seat belt latch. A while ago, he bought a totaled cruiser for parts, including a fabric rear seat setup to replace the vinyl setup his car came with from the dealer. So he decided to finally put the fabric seats in while he had the chance.
Interestingly, I noticed that the vinyl seats that were in the car were dated 3/2/15, making them newer than the car's build date of February 2012. The fabric seats from the parts car were dated 7/24/13.
In case you were wondering, the bottom cushions latch into two plastic parts on the floor that have a little release lever. The backs have two bolts on each side to remove (13mm & 15mm) on the corners. Then you need to somehow find the two red fabric tethers that release the upper latches, allowing the cushion to be removed. Have fun with that...
You now have a good look at the structure that helps make these cars safe.
Once the seats were out, it lead to the removal of the center console base so he could put wiring in place for a scanner head unit, to be installed later. Word of advice when removing/installing the metal parts: find a socket that is magnetic! Also, keep track of which bolts came from where...
Once the wires were firmly in place under the metal console, attention was turned to under the hood, where the differences between the Taurus and Crown Victoria became evident. You can hide a small child under the hood of a Crown Vic. In the Taurus, figuring out how/where to snake wiring will make you stare and ponder for about a week. The wiring project was left for a later date...
My boyfriend started out by removing the bottom seat cushion to look for a missing seat belt latch. A while ago, he bought a totaled cruiser for parts, including a fabric rear seat setup to replace the vinyl setup his car came with from the dealer. So he decided to finally put the fabric seats in while he had the chance.
Interestingly, I noticed that the vinyl seats that were in the car were dated 3/2/15, making them newer than the car's build date of February 2012. The fabric seats from the parts car were dated 7/24/13.
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| Seat bottom latch |
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| Seat back latch |
You now have a good look at the structure that helps make these cars safe.
Once the seats were out, it lead to the removal of the center console base so he could put wiring in place for a scanner head unit, to be installed later. Word of advice when removing/installing the metal parts: find a socket that is magnetic! Also, keep track of which bolts came from where...
Once the wires were firmly in place under the metal console, attention was turned to under the hood, where the differences between the Taurus and Crown Victoria became evident. You can hide a small child under the hood of a Crown Vic. In the Taurus, figuring out how/where to snake wiring will make you stare and ponder for about a week. The wiring project was left for a later date...
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| Here you can see how far the trunk floor extends into the passenger compartment |
Saturday, July 21, 2018
Monday, May 28, 2018
SHOCKING! Front End Edition 2018
Wellp, after 12 years and 184,944 miles, the front shocks in Vic 2.0 were finally replaced. A while ago I noticed a stain appearing on the driveway under the front passenger side of the car. Then I noticed some odd handling characteristics. Things finally got to the point I had to decide if I should replace the shocks ONLY, or the whole spring/shock unit... which I think is a strut.
After driving 1.0 for 15 years, I forgot that the front end of 2.0 is totally different. In 1.0, you could easily replace the shock alone. But after searching for new shocks online, and looking at my Ford shop manual, I came to the realization that no matter what, you need to take the spring and shock out TOGETHER, because to replace the shock you need to use a spring compressor.
SO, go with just new shocks to save money, but pay for more labor? Pay more for parts, but for less labor? I asked Taxi Guy and he said "get the complete units if you can", which I did. The last 2 correct Motorcrafts that Rock Auto had in stock were shipped to me and the job was done on 5/28/18.
The maiden voyage with the upgrades wasn't what I expected. The rest of the suspension was still worn, after all. And I had to remind myself that this wasn't Ma's 1999 Town Car! New springs and shocks on a police package car does not mean a "Cloud-like Ride"! But I did notice improvements while banging over local potholes. It was on the highway that I noticed the improvement more.
Bridge expansion joints are much better now. And it seems that high-speed turns are better as well. In fact, and I didn't tell you this, I managed to out-accelerate and out-drive a rather new Mercedes SUV in tight traffic. He was attempting to make some stupid, aggressive moves and I sorta ruined that for him...................
While taking the photos for this post, I was surprised to see how clean things look under the front of 2.0. I have had far fewer glances under this car than 1.0. I only wish the body was as solid...
After driving 1.0 for 15 years, I forgot that the front end of 2.0 is totally different. In 1.0, you could easily replace the shock alone. But after searching for new shocks online, and looking at my Ford shop manual, I came to the realization that no matter what, you need to take the spring and shock out TOGETHER, because to replace the shock you need to use a spring compressor.
SO, go with just new shocks to save money, but pay for more labor? Pay more for parts, but for less labor? I asked Taxi Guy and he said "get the complete units if you can", which I did. The last 2 correct Motorcrafts that Rock Auto had in stock were shipped to me and the job was done on 5/28/18.The maiden voyage with the upgrades wasn't what I expected. The rest of the suspension was still worn, after all. And I had to remind myself that this wasn't Ma's 1999 Town Car! New springs and shocks on a police package car does not mean a "Cloud-like Ride"! But I did notice improvements while banging over local potholes. It was on the highway that I noticed the improvement more.
Bridge expansion joints are much better now. And it seems that high-speed turns are better as well. In fact, and I didn't tell you this, I managed to out-accelerate and out-drive a rather new Mercedes SUV in tight traffic. He was attempting to make some stupid, aggressive moves and I sorta ruined that for him...................
While taking the photos for this post, I was surprised to see how clean things look under the front of 2.0. I have had far fewer glances under this car than 1.0. I only wish the body was as solid...
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